I guess this means my daughter literally made the greatest thing.
Recently, my daughter Charlotte wanted to buy a wooden bread slicing guide. If we don’t mangle our bread when we slice it, we often saw off uneven pieces, whether cutting my homemade sourdough bread or a loaf of store-bought bread. And yes, we do sometimes buy bread. It’s okay! You don’t have to bake the bread if you don’t want to!
With a slicing guide, Charlotte reasoned, we would be able to cut uniform, smooth slices. After she found the model she wanted online, she realized she could probably make it—with some help. Enter Chandra and his power tools.
Chandra has everything Charlotte needed to make this—a table saw, drill press, hand tools, sandpaper, screws, clamps, safety goggles (very important!) and very nice scrap maple left over from a previous project.
Instructions for homemade bread slicing guide
1. Cut two thick boards of maple (or other hardwood) at the same time, one on top of the other, using a table saw. If you cut the two boards together like this, they will match up when you screw them together. Charlotte’s pieces measured 14″ by 7 1/4″ by 1″ thick. You may want a different size.
2. Next, you’ll screw the back board into the bottom board (the cutting surface). Clamp the boards together with the back perpendicular to the bottom. With the boards aligned and clamped, drill six 1/8″ holes. Screw together after each hole is drilled. Start at the edges and work to the center.
3. If you know what you’re doing with power tools, cut the slot down the center of the back board while the screws are in. Chandra supervised Charlotte while she did this. He said that a beginner working on their own should take the back board off and then cut it in half with the table saw. If you use a thin saw blade, you may have to cut more wood away from the center.
4. Sand. Then sand some more. Start with coarser sandpaper and work your way up to fine until you have rendered very smooth surfaces.
5. Slice your bread!
6. To clean, simply wipe with a cloth. If the slot needs serious cleaning, you can always unscrew half of the back board and clean each side edge of the slot.
Chandra drew the plans with old Apple software that he first learned to use in school back in the early 80s. At the time, an executive from Apple visited his school in Cupertino to show his class how to use computers and software the company had donated.
Chandra’s teacher—who had made a big fuss over the executive—pointed out the nice job Chandra had done rendering an airplane. (The other kids drew boxes.) The man came over to look and complimented Chandra on his work. Only a few years later did Chandra realize that the man was Steve Jobs.